Gluttony: Spam
mzn made Spam Fried Rice, which is enough to get noted here, I mean who doesn't love spam? But he went over and above with the following line:
SPAM seems to have a way of striking fear in Jews all the same. Sorry Dad, I just had to do it.
Read the entire account, but know this: I am planning on getting that 4 month old can-o-spam out of the back of the pantry and making this ASAP.