Anger: French Response
And people still wonder why the French are called "Surrender Monkeys".
First instinct is to rule out the use of the military, next is the appeasement reflex.
Then again, the "French Military" might just have waived the white flag as soon as they left the barracks anyway, so the government's hands are tied.
Tout est perdu, Allah'u ackbar!
Update: More French fun with a Python-esqe edge from theLlamas. BTW: The wingspeed of a swallow is 43 beats per second.