Sloth: Deep Thoughts
One of the great joys of life is taking long walks. Recently, I was talking a long walk through the forest and came upon some railroad tracks. As I was strangling some hobos, I thought that I was just like Dick Cheney because of his well known great love for strangling hobos. I was on top of the world playing Vice President until I stopped to take a leak, which is when I realized that I was no Dick Cheney.
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