Pride: Coffee
A brief conversation with my morning coffee
| Coffee: | Pretty proud of yourself, aren’t you? |
| ME: | Yep, I should be |
| Coffee: | You know, you could have just asked me instead of bothering Jeff |
| ME: | Yeah, like you've been following it |
| Coffee: | Actually, yes I have. BTW: Your simplistic analysis is only the tip of the iceberg of what Jeff is saying. |
| ME: | Well... |
| Coffee: | You're pathetic, you know that right? |
| ME: | Yeah... I know |
| Coffee: | Loser! BUSINESS Major! |
| ME: | I've got a sugar packet... |
| Coffee: | I'm a dirty, dirty whore. |
8:06 AM |
