Sloth: Coffee
A brief conversation with my morning coffee
| Coffee: | Well... look whos back... |
| Me: | Huh? |
| Coffee: | You haven't been around for a few days |
| Me: | Its called a "long weekend" |
| Coffee: | Jeeze, you could warn a beverage |
| Me: | Sorry... I will try harder next time [eye roll] |
| Coffee: | You try being stuck here talking with the Triscuits |
| Me: | THE TRISCUITS TALK?!? |
| Coffee: | well.. no... umm.. of course they don't, that would be silly |
| Triscuits: | [whisper] Nice going bean boy |
7:08 AM |
