The Wife and I were having a bit of “Adult Fun” when we heard our adorable 3 year-old daughter calling for us in a frightened voice. Quickly getting dressed, we rushed to help. When we got to her room, we asked her what was wrong. In a trembling voice she said:

Father, Mother, Alan Greenspan is outside my window and is saying that runaway Federal Spending will destroy any chance I have of getting into the college of my choice

We both sat on the bed and held her until she felt safe, then I said

You know, sweetheart, he's right

Then we went back to bed ourselves.

fin

According to Scott Adams this should be the funniest story ever written because it hits all 6 of the elements of his Humor Formula.

Cute (as in kids and animals)
Naughty
Bizarre
Clever
Recognizable (You’ve been there)
Cruel

Guess you had to be there...