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Tuesday, December 06, 2005 

Pride: The Funniest Story … EVER?

The Wife and I were having a bit of “Adult Fun” when we heard our adorable 3 year-old daughter calling for us in a frightened voice. Quickly getting dressed, we rushed to help. When we got to her room, we asked her what was wrong. In a trembling voice she said:

Father, Mother, Alan Greenspan is outside my window and is saying that runaway Federal Spending will destroy any chance I have of getting into the college of my choice
We both sat on the bed and held her until she felt safe, then I said
You know, sweetheart, he's right
Then we went back to bed ourselves.


According to Scott Adams this should be the funniest story ever written because it hits all 6 of the elements of his Humor Formula.
Cute (as in kids and animals)
Recognizable (You’ve been there)

Guess you had to be there...

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