Gluttony: Coffee
My third brief conversation with my morning coffee
Me: Yeesh, sorta bitter today
Coffee: …
Me: and I still have no idea what that tan foam is
Coffee: …
Me: Maybe I should get one of those nifty single cup coffeemakers
Coffee: …
Me: That would be sweet
Coffee: STFU or I will stop keeping you healthy!*
Me: [spittake]