Gluttony: Coffee
My brief conversation with my morning coffee...
Me: You know, I really should stop drinking coffee
Coffee:
Me: It’s bad because I have resorted to Folgers Crystals
Coffee:
Me: ...
Coffee:
Me: ...
Coffee:
Me: What the heck is that tan foam about anyway?
Coffee:
Me: [slurp]*
(Apologies to Jeff Goldstein)