My sitemeter seems to be telling me that sometime over the next few days, maybe tomorrow, I'll be breaking the ten thousand unique visitors mark.

I plan to celebrate by relinking old posts by Ace that he has already linked six bazillion times.

Just kidding. To thank you for reading, I won't relink anything at all. I'll just do what I usually do on a Memorial Day weekend -- Sit on my porch with a shotgun across my lap and mutter about how good the kids have it these days, and then, when the cops come, tell 'em to "git offin me property".

I'll use my one phone call to prank Ace (again).

Thanks for reading.