I love football, specifically, the Green Bay Packers. There is no way I can express to you, gentle reader, the depth of my love for the game or the franchise. I have a DirecTV system just to get the Packer games every week. The DirecTV system also is one of the few places you can get the NFL Network (channel 212). My fingers know the path on the remote to turn on the system and switch to the NFL Network.

It is a beautiful day here and I sat in front of NFL Network all day watching NFLEL football. Between games I got out and raked the lawn, but hurried back in time for the next kickoff.

I have a problem...