Greed: My brief conversation with my 3-year-old
ME: Honey, how about you go play with your toys for awhile and let Daddy work.
3YO: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ME: Please honey, Daddy is really busy.
3YO: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ME:
3YO: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
WIFE:
ME: Oh, thats right... shes not here
3YO: oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo [deep breath] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ME: Wadda mean we have no chainsaws, how am I going to learn to juggle?