Sloth: Coffee
A brief conversation with my morning coffee
| Coffee: | Dude, you look like hell |
| ME: | Yeah, I feel like it too |
| Coffee: | Then why are you here? |
| ME: | ummm ... |
| Coffee: | You're here because you can't stand to be home, right? |
| ME: | Well... |
| Coffee: | You're pathetic, you know that right? |
| ME: | Yeah... I know |
| Coffee: | Loser! |
| ME: | I've got a sugar packet... |
| Coffee: | I'm a dirty, dirty whore. |
7:47 AM |
