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Monday, May 22, 2006 

Sloth: Coffee

A brief conversation with my morning coffee

Coffee: Dude, you look like hell
ME: Yeah, I feel like it too
Coffee: Then why are you here?
ME: ummm ...
Coffee: You're here because you can't stand to be home, right?
ME: Well...
Coffee: You're pathetic, you know that right?
ME: Yeah... I know
Coffee: Loser!
ME: I've got a sugar packet...
Coffee: I'm a dirty, dirty whore.

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