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Monday, May 15, 2006 

Sloth: Coffee

A brief conversation with my morning coffee

ME: Man, it feels great to be back at work
Coffee: ...
ME: Should I feel bad about being happy to return to work? ...
ME: You know after a weekend with the family?
Coffee: We're your family too, you're just glad to see us
ME: ummm ... We??? US???
Coffee: YES, US... Me and the Triscuits...
ME: I hate to tell you this, but I finished off the Triscuits last week.
Coffee: !!!
ME: They were very tasty, if that makes you feel better...
Coffee: Murderer... I'm through talking to you!
ME: I've got a sugar packet...
Coffee: I'm a dirty, dirty whore.

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