Sloth: Coffee
A brief conversation with my morning coffee
| ME: | Man, it feels great to be back at work |
| Coffee: | ... |
| ME: | Should I feel bad about being happy to return to work? ... |
| ME: | You know after a weekend with the family? |
| Coffee: | We're your family too, you're just glad to see us |
| ME: | ummm ... We??? US??? |
| Coffee: | YES, US... Me and the Triscuits... |
| ME: | I hate to tell you this, but I finished off the Triscuits last week. |
| Coffee: | !!! |
| ME: | They were very tasty, if that makes you feel better... |
| Coffee: | Murderer... I'm through talking to you! |
| ME: | I've got a sugar packet... |
| Coffee: | I'm a dirty, dirty whore. |
6:45 AM |
