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Thursday, April 06, 2006 

Sloth: Tale of the Tape

Rep. McKinney’s case has been referred to a Grand Jury. The old saying that "Even a modestly competent district attorney can get a grand jury to indict a ham sandwich." just may get put to the test here. So with apologies to the wonderfully talented and hopefully “not lawyered up” Nick Bakay, it’s time to go to “the tale of the tape”:

Ham Sandwich
Rep. Cynthia McKinney

 Ham SandwichRep. McKinney Advantage
Making sense: As part of a healthy dietI want to categorically deny that I did anything wrong Ham Sandwich
Electibility: no political career In a rock-solid moonbat district Rep. McKinney
Case: A strong case based on tastinessVideo tape of incident Ham Sandwich
Putirty: May be “ham and water product”Only guilty of being in congress while a BLACK WOMAN Ham Sandwich
Terrorism: Haraam, frightens terrorists Bush knew about 911! Ham Sandwich
Shelf Life: A day or two in the fridgeWAY past the freshness dateHam Sandwich
Fans: Who doesn’t love a nice ham sandwich?Far left, conspiracy buffs, race baiters Ham Sandwich
Alt Fuels: Ethanol can be a byproduct * IT’S A PLOT OF THE JOOOOOOOS Ham Sandwich
Corn Subsidies: “Yummy”The world owes me, pay to restore my old hairdo! In a shocker: Rep. McKinney
Handlers: Must wash hands and wear hairnets Can’t sleep at night Ham Sandwich

So there you have it, it's so simple when you break things down scientifically. In a trouncing that defies the ambiguity of modern politics and law, the advantage goes...to “Ham Sandwich”. It just might be easier to indict a sitting Representative then a Ham Sandwich when the law has been broken, thus all things are possible. Until next time, I'm The Sinner reminding you the numbers never lie.

Linked: basil's blog and TMH Bacon Bits

Update: It's a Ridge-o-Lanche! Thanks Dave!

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