Gluttony: IT'S BACON!
Not only is it BACON, its GOOD FOR YOU. Oh Happy day!
A microscopic worm may be the key to heart-friendly bacon.I could do without noting that some sort of worm is involved, but even given that I think this is great news.
Geneticists have mixed DNA from the roundworm C. elegans and pigs to produce swine with significant amounts of omega-3 fatty acids -- the kind believed to stave off heart disease.
Homer: Homer: Lisa: Homer: Lisa: Homer: Lisa: Homer: | Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon? No. Ham? No. Pork chops? Dad, those all come from the same animal. Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal. |
Magical Indeed!
UPDATE:[Homer]ahgghhhhhhh... BACON[/Homer]