Another in a series of brief conversations with my morning coffee.

Me:       Man, I hate mondays
Coffee:
Me:       This monday moreso than any other...
Coffee:
Me:      because of the health problems this past weekend
Coffee:
Me:      It seems to get harder and harder to cope each time
Coffee:
Me:      I feel awful because I am so angry
Coffee:
Me:      Its not her fault she is sick...
Coffee:
Me:      ALL THE FREAKIN' TIME
Coffee:
Me:      [steam rises from head]
Coffee: Hey! That's a pretty good impression of me!
Me:      STFU and do your job, bitch
Coffee: I can't wait to make you piss...