Pride: Taking Crap
Received via email (from MN Girl):
According to OSHA, I don't have to take this kind of crap.
From OSHA:
Bulletin # 35749283abc25
The Occupational Safety and Hazard Administration (OSHA) has determined that the maximum size load capacity of my butt is two persons at one time ... Unless I install handrails or safety straps.
As you have arrived 6th in line to ride my ass today, Please take a number and wait your turn.