Gluttony: Conversation with my Curry
Me: Oh Boy! Got me some leftover curry for lunch!
Cold Curry: ...
Me: Just gotta zap it hot, yumm-o!
Curry in Microwave: [splatter]
Me: Just move this onto a paper plate...
Hot Curry: Paper? [rip/tear/snarf] Get me some Corelleware, bea-atch!
Update:
Consumed Curry: You didn't NEED to add that hot sauce, did you?
Me: Nooooooo... uggh... Sir! [belch] [Wipes sweat from forehead]