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Tuesday, August 30, 2005 

Sloth: 40 reasons I don't go to movies

I don't see many movies. Maybe its because I have a 3-year-old and babysitting is expensive and hard to find, maybe because I'm cheap. Anyway. I'm going with these 40 reasons.

My favorite:

29. One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them all than 20 men firing at once (it's called Stallone's Law).
On the other hand, there is a compelling argument for going out found there:
13. If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises wearing their most revealing underwear.

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