Envy: Fricken IOWA
The jackbooted asses in Iowa have driven this woman to fake her own death in order to get out of traffic tickets!
As they say on Scooby-do "I would have gotten away with too, if it weren’t for those darn kids!" She gets caught by yet another jackbooted thug, which tips off the semi-conscious court staff to the fact that she is still exchanging oxygen for carbon dioxide.
In case I haven't mentioned it before, I fricken HATE Iowa
4 months later and I am still bitter. I need help... Help to get Iowa removed from the Union, that is...
Hat Tip to Slublog, who advocates capitulation to the Iowa Nazis.
I hate Iowa Nazis.