Anger: Game Show
Johnny(the deep voiced announcer):Now it's time to play...
with your host, Sinner!
[music]
[Sinner enter from stage right, waves to the audience, fakes a golf shot]
Sinner: Let me introduce our contestant, the "Mexica Movement"!
[Applause]
Sinner: You already know how we play our game, I show you quotes or images and you SPOT THE HYPOCRISY!
Click to Play
Sinner: Put 60 seconds on the clock and here is the first quote:
Racist Congressman Dana Rohrabacher (R of California 4th district) of red-neck Orange County said that he didn't care how long people had been in "this country" illegally, if they were here illegally for 5 or 50 years that they should be deported. Fine! Europeans have been here illegally since 1492, START THE DEPORTATIONS NOW! First one to go should be this Nazi Rohrabacher!
Sensenbrenner, Schwarzenegger, Rohrabacher, funny how they all have Germanic names! .....No, it's not funny at all!
[theme music...buzzer]
Sinner: Time's up! Can you SPOT THE HYPOCRISY!?
Contestant: No, sorry...
[audience gasps]
Sinner: [clearly shaken] Well... um... You'll get the hang of it! Let's move on to the next round!
Sinner: Put 60 seconds on the clock and here is the quote:
We used our bullhorn to respond to their racist crap. Our favorite chant was, "Racists, go home to Europe."
[theme music...buzzer]
Sinner: Time's up! Can you SPOT THE HYPOCRISY!?
Contestant: No, sorry...
[audience gasps]
Sinner: [amused] Alrighty then! Let's move on to the visual round!
Sinner: Put 60 seconds on the clock and here is the picture:
[theme music...buzzer]
Sinner: Time's up! Can you SPOT THE HYPOCRISY!?
Contestant: I see nothing there.
[audience gasps]
Sinner: Well, since you scored zero in the preliminary rounds, so we cannot go on to the bonus round where you could have won a fabulous prize! Johnny, tell them what they missed out on!
Johnny(the deep voiced announcer): Well, Sinner they could have won the chance to be taken SERIOUSLY along with a fun filled trip to the arena of ideas where they could have won significant concessions if the force of their arguments were strong enough. Back to you, Sinner!
Sinner: Thanks, Johnny! I really hate to send you home with nothing, what do you say audience, should we give them a "parting gift"?
[audience cheers]
Sinner: OK then, Johnny please tell them what they won!
Johnny(the deep voiced announcer): OK Sinner! You have won the agitation of the base of American Voters! They will now be predisposed to vote for stronger measures that will not be to your liking! Congratulations!
Sinner: Thanks for joining us on SPOT THE HYPOCRISY! Until next time!
[audience cheers Theme music]
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