A brief conversation with my morning coffee

Me:      Did you see Jeff bring up some college sexcapades again?
Coffee:     
Me:     I often think people who do that are making up for “something”
Coffee:
Me:     Not that I would think Jeff is.. well..
Coffee:
Me:     Not that there is anything wrong with that..
Coffee:
Me:     I mean, I love Jeff, he’s great! He’s my blogfather, after all..
Coffee:
Me:     uhhh.. Did I ever tell you about the time in college when I had a three-way with Tina Louise and Dawn Wells?
Coffee:
Me:     We had Les Crane tied up and forced to watch.
Coffee:
Me:      We used his trademark “shotgun mic” in interesting ways.
Coffee:
Me:     “Coconut Pie” also gained new meaning.
Coffee:
Me:     
Coffee: And you were doing so well, since that whole “coffee” incident.
Me:     I’m feeling MUCH better now.